Hello fellow Grooms,
Woohoo yeah party time! Today I’ll be discussing the infamous Bachelor Party! It’s also known as the Stag Party, Buck’s Party, Bull’s Party and etc. Whichever the case may be, it’s the right of passage for Grooms before heading towards the alter.
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Ok now that we have that out of the way let’s get back into it.
PREPARATION
Grooms your trusty Best Man is typically responsible for these so called rituals. When most people think of these parties, strippers normally spring up to mind. Grooms pay attention to this next line. Brides sometimes don’t appreciate any strippers around their Groom most especially before getting hitched. In these cases, it’s crucial that Grooms (ready for this one) “communicate” with their Bride. That’s right Grooms I said it, it’s time to talk. Get your Bride’s input about the whole situation (pronounced sitchu aaa suun). Yes my wife and I are from the east coast. You might be surprised by your Bride’s answer. If it’s a no go then perhaps offer up a strip club instead. Yes for all of you Brides reading this, strip clubs are actually safe. You have Tonga sized bouncers named Tiny & Little looking out for their performance dancers so there’s NO touching. So once you have the thumbs up then it’s time to have a little chat with you Best Man. Let your bro know what’s cool and what’s going to get you in the dog house indefinitely.
PLANNING
There are tons of ideas out there and I’m sure you Grooms have your own too. Let’s keep it simple and think about this. Who do you plan on inviting to your shindig? Is it a few close friends? Friends and relatives such as your brother, dad, and uncles? There’s a ton to consider when planning a bachelor party so get together with your Best Man to brainstorm. Some Brides & Grooms even plan to have the party together. So here are a few ideas:
Traditional Strip Club – Fun, exciting, loud and rowdy. Good times yet may not be for everyone.
Golf Outing – More and more Grooms and their men go out for a fun filled day of golfing, drinking, chatting, drinking, and etc. It’s great time for everyone even those that don’t play. Rent some clubs and hit the links.
Fishing Trip – Charter a boat and head out for some fishing fun. Groomsmen all love to fish. If not tough it out, it is the Groom’s party.
Vegas Baby – Try your luck at the strip. It’s a good place to party for the Groom, just try to stay out of jail! That’s the Best Man’s job.
Road Trip – Time to get away with the boys and reflect. Pack up the bags, grab some snacks, and head off for a road trip. Let’s not make this into the movie, but it is a great way to unwind before the big day. It’s perfect for all just make sure you get a big enough vehicle.
Bottom line Grooms, get out there and have some fun. Best Man, make sure you bring your boy back in one piece. Most importantly, plan the trip or party a few days before the big day not the night before. This will give you at least a few days buffer to make it in time for the wedding! As always…stay safe, keep cool, and kiss your Bride to be!
